My folks look on in horror and amazement as I offend the entire congregation
by reading a passage from the New Testament by accident.

Hey--they wrote all this stuff on here backwards.

The remaining portion of the top secret handshake was not filmed for security reasons.

I look about as stylish as that fake plant in the corner.

Gonna take more than a thousand words to explain this one!

"I'd rather be baking you some cookies"

"So everyone has to stand in front of this ridiculous background, right?"

My mom rushed right over from her Egyptian studies lecture for this picture.

Welcome to the party. Now all must bow down to the awesome power of my creepy floating head.

Uh-oh. We forgot to invite ourselves.

The beginning of the three-hour attempt to light all these damn candles!

Getting some help from my uncle, the guitarist for Black Sabbath.

Calling in some reinforcements.

C'mon now. Let's get this done. The '80s are almost here.

Success at last. I think I'm gonna like being a man!

This is supposed to feed two hundred guests?

Put on your boogie shoes (Page Two)