The Fabulous Cement Lizards of Cabazon, CA

Right next to the Cabazon Outlet Mall, you will find these relics from the war against taste and decorum. Dinny the concrete Apatosaurus stands 45 feet high, and features a tacky religious gift shop in his belly. Mr. Rex, towering over Dinny at 65 feet, affords you a spectacular view of the 10 Freeway from the cramped observation deck located inside his treacherous mouth.

These jurassic jesters are best known for their appearance in the film "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure." They are now owned by a group of creationists who hope to prove that dinosaurs never existed, yet are still happy to take your two bucks for the priviledge of visiting them just the same.


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