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Why Isn't The Government Telling Us More About DHMO?

Normally, The Defiant Salmon, stays away from "hot-button" issues and likes to concentrate on the light-hearted side of celebrity news and gossip. But one of our reporters has uncovered something that is shaping up to be one of the biggest government cover-ups in recent history, and as concerned global citizens, we felt compelled to report on this.

Dihydrogen Monoxide, or DHMO, is a regulary-used chemical component of various products ranging from fire retardants to industrial solvents. It is also used in many foods we purchase daily, including baby food, soups, and beer.

However, recent research has uncovered many dangers associated with this commonly-used additive, and people exposed to this substance could be at risk of suffering tissue damage, severe burns, and even death if a large enough quantity is ingested.

Obviously, more information needs to be compiled before we really know what is at stake here. But the fact that we hear almost nothing about this topic in the media today scares us almost as much as the DHMO itself.

So why is the government hiding this from us? Could it be that they know something that we don't?

The truth will come out here, ladies and gentlemen. It is only a matter of time.




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