President Bush Calls For Tighter Borders As Hurricane Ernesto Touches Down In Florida
Miami, FL--In a recent press conference, President Bush expressed concern that American hurricanes would not be able to find work if storm systems like Ernesto continued to escape from Cuba and enter the United States illegally.
"We must put all of our efforts into keeping hurricanes like Ernesto out of our country, since they bring wages down for local cyclones, and tend to put a strain on many of our resources as well," said President Bush.
"For this reason, I am urging the National Guard to be extra vigilant over the long holiday weekend in their attempts to keep Latino-sounding hurricanes from crossing our borders."
President Bush went on to say that he was disappointed with the response to the two previous hurricanes, named Carl and Doug, which originated from our shores but were unable to cause much of a stir as they eventually petered out somewhere off the coast of North Carolina.
"Of course, a hurricane like Ernesto is going to cause twice as much damage as American storm, and do it for a much lower price, because it has nothing to lose. Ernesto probably comes from a country where there are no personal freedoms, run by a ruthless dictator who controls all the weather within his own territory," explained President Bush.
"Any hurricane that manages to survive that kind of persecution is just going to end up making trouble for us here in the States. I know all that torrential rain and thunder is impressive--hell, even I am impressed---but hurricanes like Ernesto are just ill foreign winds that ain't going to blow anybody any good."
"We must put all of our efforts into keeping hurricanes like Ernesto out of our country, since they bring wages down for local cyclones, and tend to put a strain on many of our resources as well," said President Bush.
"For this reason, I am urging the National Guard to be extra vigilant over the long holiday weekend in their attempts to keep Latino-sounding hurricanes from crossing our borders."
President Bush went on to say that he was disappointed with the response to the two previous hurricanes, named Carl and Doug, which originated from our shores but were unable to cause much of a stir as they eventually petered out somewhere off the coast of North Carolina.
"Of course, a hurricane like Ernesto is going to cause twice as much damage as American storm, and do it for a much lower price, because it has nothing to lose. Ernesto probably comes from a country where there are no personal freedoms, run by a ruthless dictator who controls all the weather within his own territory," explained President Bush.
"Any hurricane that manages to survive that kind of persecution is just going to end up making trouble for us here in the States. I know all that torrential rain and thunder is impressive--hell, even I am impressed---but hurricanes like Ernesto are just ill foreign winds that ain't going to blow anybody any good."
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