Paris Hilton Cited By Police For Driving Under The Influence Of Privilege
Beverly Hills police officers pulled over hotel heiress Paris Hilton on Wednesday after they spotted her driving erratically in her quarter-of-a-million dollar Mercedes McLaren SLR roadster.
After administering a breathalyzer test to the suspect, the police let Hilton go with only a warning, even though her blood alcohol content was at or near the legal limit in California of .08 percent.
"If she was just some run-of-the-mill celebrity, we probably would have cuffed her and hauled her ass off to the station," said Beverly Hills peace office Jay Hernandez. "But this is Paris freakin' Hilton we are talking about here!"
In a brief interview on a local Los Angeles radio station, Hilton explained that she had been working hard all day on her latest music video, and was exhausted from actually having to expend some of her own energy on it at some point during the shoot.
"Even though I sat in my trailer sucking down margaritas served by my personal bartender Rodolfo most of the day, at one point I had to go out and roll around on a bed wearing a nightgown under those hot studio lights for almost ten minutes," complained Hilton.
"Anyway, the officer who pulled me over was really nice to let me go with a warning in exchange for agreeing to purchase a heater for the Olympic-sized swimming pool located in the basement of the police station."
"I guess I really can't get arrested in this town after all," bragged Hilton.
"That's hot!"
After administering a breathalyzer test to the suspect, the police let Hilton go with only a warning, even though her blood alcohol content was at or near the legal limit in California of .08 percent.
"If she was just some run-of-the-mill celebrity, we probably would have cuffed her and hauled her ass off to the station," said Beverly Hills peace office Jay Hernandez. "But this is Paris freakin' Hilton we are talking about here!"
In a brief interview on a local Los Angeles radio station, Hilton explained that she had been working hard all day on her latest music video, and was exhausted from actually having to expend some of her own energy on it at some point during the shoot.
"Even though I sat in my trailer sucking down margaritas served by my personal bartender Rodolfo most of the day, at one point I had to go out and roll around on a bed wearing a nightgown under those hot studio lights for almost ten minutes," complained Hilton.
"Anyway, the officer who pulled me over was really nice to let me go with a warning in exchange for agreeing to purchase a heater for the Olympic-sized swimming pool located in the basement of the police station."
"I guess I really can't get arrested in this town after all," bragged Hilton.
"That's hot!"
