Anti-Digg Site Spotted In A Parallel Universe
Quasar B927.4X--Look out digg.com! There is a new kid on the block looking to steal your thunder!
Intergalactic reporters for The Defiant Salmon have recently confirmed the existence of ggid.moc, a popular and frustrating website located in the Cygnus Quadrant of Galaxy F~4.
On ggid.moc, only the least popular stories get any attention, as opposed to digg.com, where users scramble to promote the latest stories of suicidal nail gun victims and dissertations on the acoustic properties of Rice Krispies to the homepage of the well-loved social bookmarking site.
Spokesrobot FL4(G7) explains that "in our quadrant, we are all non-conformists from birth. What would be the point of promoting the most popular stories, which most people have already read?"
"Besides," added FL4, "how would we ever hear of the mysterious vomit dumpings in Iowa if the front page of our site was bogged down with stories of actual merit and substance?"
Intergalactic reporters for The Defiant Salmon have recently confirmed the existence of ggid.moc, a popular and frustrating website located in the Cygnus Quadrant of Galaxy F~4.
On ggid.moc, only the least popular stories get any attention, as opposed to digg.com, where users scramble to promote the latest stories of suicidal nail gun victims and dissertations on the acoustic properties of Rice Krispies to the homepage of the well-loved social bookmarking site.
Spokesrobot FL4(G7) explains that "in our quadrant, we are all non-conformists from birth. What would be the point of promoting the most popular stories, which most people have already read?"
"Besides," added FL4, "how would we ever hear of the mysterious vomit dumpings in Iowa if the front page of our site was bogged down with stories of actual merit and substance?"
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