Snake Flick Already Number One At The Box Office
Hollywood,CA--The highly-anticipated Sam Jackson stunner Snakes On A Plane has already grossed over $100 million at the box office, putting it at the top of the list of summer blockbusters, even though it does not officially hit theaters until tomorrow.
"The buzz on this film has been so incredible, I am not surprised one bit," says New Line executive Anna Conda. "The film is absolutely fantastic and deserves every bit of attention it is getting. Of course, I haven't actually seen it myself--but with a title like that, it just has to be great!"
Along with the financial windfall, Snakes On A Plane has already snagged the Oscar for best picture, and director David Ellis has been invited to have his footprints immortalized in cement in front of Grauman's Chinese Theater in Hollywood.
In addition, Samuel Jackson has purchased a Gulfstream IV jet with his share of the anticipated profits from the film, though he admits to being "scared to death" to step foot inside of it.
"You would be too if you saw all them snakes slitherin' out of the overhead compartments like I did," said Jackson. "Indiana Jones, I feel you brother."
In an attempt to keep the momentum going, director Ellis is already hard at work on the espionage-themed sequel, which is tentatively titled Snakes On Valerie Plame. "We don't have a script, actors, or even a location yet," said Ellis, "but at least we have the title."
"We are just crossing our fingers at this point and hoping that lightning strikes twice."
"The buzz on this film has been so incredible, I am not surprised one bit," says New Line executive Anna Conda. "The film is absolutely fantastic and deserves every bit of attention it is getting. Of course, I haven't actually seen it myself--but with a title like that, it just has to be great!"
Along with the financial windfall, Snakes On A Plane has already snagged the Oscar for best picture, and director David Ellis has been invited to have his footprints immortalized in cement in front of Grauman's Chinese Theater in Hollywood.
In addition, Samuel Jackson has purchased a Gulfstream IV jet with his share of the anticipated profits from the film, though he admits to being "scared to death" to step foot inside of it.
"You would be too if you saw all them snakes slitherin' out of the overhead compartments like I did," said Jackson. "Indiana Jones, I feel you brother."
In an attempt to keep the momentum going, director Ellis is already hard at work on the espionage-themed sequel, which is tentatively titled Snakes On Valerie Plame. "We don't have a script, actors, or even a location yet," said Ellis, "but at least we have the title."
"We are just crossing our fingers at this point and hoping that lightning strikes twice."
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