John Mark Karr Thanks The U.S. Government For The Free Trip Home
Los Angeles, CA--Substitute teacher John Mark Karr, who last week confessed to the accidental killing of six-year-old beauty queen JonBenet Ramsey, thanked President Bush and the rest of the government of the United States for picking up the tab for his plane ride home.
"Really, this was an absolute pleasure, and something I will surely tell the grandkids about," said Karr, shortly after landing at the Los Angeles International Airport. "I'm used to cold bologna sandwiches with ketchup in the teachers' lounge, so this was quite a treat."
While on board the fourteen-hour Thai Airways flight, first-class passenger Karr enjoyed a movie while dining on fried king prawn with steamed rice and broccoli, roast duck with soy sauce and yellow noodles, followed by a slice of chocolate cake for dessert.
To wash it all down, Karr drank a beer, then later enjoyed a glass of French chardonnay and a bottle of Evian with his main course.
"Those tickets must have cost a fortune," said Karr. "I sure do appreciate this, because I had no idea how the hell I was ever going to get back to the states, 'til I dreamed up that JonBenet nonsense."
During the flight, Karr slightly altered his story, angering the Homeland Security agents traveling with him back to America. According to Karr, he now claims that he didn't actually kill little JonBenet, but instead visited her grave a short time after her death.
"I guess I wasn't there right when she died, but it wasn't too long after that occurred," said Karr. "She was really special to me, and I just wanted to pay my final respects."
The Attorney General's office of Boulder, Colorado has dropped all charges against Karr, and has instead ordered the 41-year-old to reimburse the United States for all expenses incurred during his arrest and subsequent flight home.
Karr, who earns $65 per day as a substitute teacher in California, hopes to have paid back his debt to society by the time the real killer is found, which is expected to happen sometime in 2073.
"Really, this was an absolute pleasure, and something I will surely tell the grandkids about," said Karr, shortly after landing at the Los Angeles International Airport. "I'm used to cold bologna sandwiches with ketchup in the teachers' lounge, so this was quite a treat."
While on board the fourteen-hour Thai Airways flight, first-class passenger Karr enjoyed a movie while dining on fried king prawn with steamed rice and broccoli, roast duck with soy sauce and yellow noodles, followed by a slice of chocolate cake for dessert.
To wash it all down, Karr drank a beer, then later enjoyed a glass of French chardonnay and a bottle of Evian with his main course.
"Those tickets must have cost a fortune," said Karr. "I sure do appreciate this, because I had no idea how the hell I was ever going to get back to the states, 'til I dreamed up that JonBenet nonsense."
During the flight, Karr slightly altered his story, angering the Homeland Security agents traveling with him back to America. According to Karr, he now claims that he didn't actually kill little JonBenet, but instead visited her grave a short time after her death.
"I guess I wasn't there right when she died, but it wasn't too long after that occurred," said Karr. "She was really special to me, and I just wanted to pay my final respects."
The Attorney General's office of Boulder, Colorado has dropped all charges against Karr, and has instead ordered the 41-year-old to reimburse the United States for all expenses incurred during his arrest and subsequent flight home.
Karr, who earns $65 per day as a substitute teacher in California, hopes to have paid back his debt to society by the time the real killer is found, which is expected to happen sometime in 2073.
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