Ghost Of "Marley" The Dog Returns To Choke His Owners
The disembodied spirit of the canine subject of Marley & Me, a best-selling novel written by John Grogan, has retuned to Earth to exact revenge on his abusive owners.
"For years, I had to put up with all their crap. The choke chains, the obedience school, being locked in the garage even--but calling me 'the world's worst dog' on the cover of that dreadful book is the last straw."
Marley & Me chronicles the experiences of John and Jenny Grogan as they attempt to feed and care for their one hundred-pound Labrador Retreiver. Many reviewers of this wildly successful story criticize the techniques used by the Grogans and feel they are just cashing in on Marley's misery with their book.
"Was it too much to ask for to be taken for a walk once in a while," asked Marley. "They have all the time on the world to do the Oprah book tour, but can't even be bothered to cut their Disney World vacation short on the account of me DYING!"
The Grogans have reported hearing ghostly howling late at night, and scratching sounds at their door which wakes them from their sleep. "This is only the beginning," says Marley. "Just wait 'til they see what I did to their backyard."
"For years, I had to put up with all their crap. The choke chains, the obedience school, being locked in the garage even--but calling me 'the world's worst dog' on the cover of that dreadful book is the last straw."
Marley & Me chronicles the experiences of John and Jenny Grogan as they attempt to feed and care for their one hundred-pound Labrador Retreiver. Many reviewers of this wildly successful story criticize the techniques used by the Grogans and feel they are just cashing in on Marley's misery with their book.
"Was it too much to ask for to be taken for a walk once in a while," asked Marley. "They have all the time on the world to do the Oprah book tour, but can't even be bothered to cut their Disney World vacation short on the account of me DYING!"
The Grogans have reported hearing ghostly howling late at night, and scratching sounds at their door which wakes them from their sleep. "This is only the beginning," says Marley. "Just wait 'til they see what I did to their backyard."
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