Altered Version Of Popular '70s Shampoo Flying Off Shelves In Islamabad
Islamabad, Pakistan--Retailers across Pakistan find that they are at a total loss to explain why "Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Nitroglycerin!" brand shampoo is suddenly one of the hottest selling items in local markets around Islamabad.
"There's something happening here--but what it is ain't exactly clear," said 7-11 cashier Sadeer Mansour about the recent uptick in sales of the fragrant shampoo. "Most of my customers wear turbans or burkas anyhow, so I am not sure why they are concerned with the appearance and texture of their hair all of a sudden."
Authorities were alerted to this potentially dangerous development Thursday when they discovered a discarded bottle of the product in question inside of a bin at Heathrow Airport in London.
Scotland Yard chemist Dean Dunderchief reports that, not suprisingly, upon examination the bottle was found to contain the pure explosive compound nitroglycerin "just like it says on the package." In addition, Dunderchief mentioned that the top of the bottle would allow a would-be terrorist to measure out the exact amount of black powder needed to make "one heck of a bang!"
"Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific!," the original product manufactured by Loreal, has not been available in stores since the mid-eighties. "If I remember correctly, that stuff never really lived up to its advertised promise," said the Scotland Yard chemist, "but at least it would not vaporize your hair immediately upon contact."
"There's something happening here--but what it is ain't exactly clear," said 7-11 cashier Sadeer Mansour about the recent uptick in sales of the fragrant shampoo. "Most of my customers wear turbans or burkas anyhow, so I am not sure why they are concerned with the appearance and texture of their hair all of a sudden."
Authorities were alerted to this potentially dangerous development Thursday when they discovered a discarded bottle of the product in question inside of a bin at Heathrow Airport in London.
Scotland Yard chemist Dean Dunderchief reports that, not suprisingly, upon examination the bottle was found to contain the pure explosive compound nitroglycerin "just like it says on the package." In addition, Dunderchief mentioned that the top of the bottle would allow a would-be terrorist to measure out the exact amount of black powder needed to make "one heck of a bang!"
"Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific!," the original product manufactured by Loreal, has not been available in stores since the mid-eighties. "If I remember correctly, that stuff never really lived up to its advertised promise," said the Scotland Yard chemist, "but at least it would not vaporize your hair immediately upon contact."
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