Weekend MySpace Outage Exposes Teens To A Whole New World Of "Offline" Social Networking
Millions of teens were forced to leave their homes and interact with their friends "offline" this weekend, as record temperatures caused massive power outages that crippled the popular website MySpace for more than twelve hours.
"At first I was like 'how am I ever gonna find out if anybody left me any comments on my page,' but then I realized I could just leave the house and ask for my friends' opinions of me in person," said Ashley Tiffany, a local Chatsworth cheerleader. "It was kind of neat when I discovered that."
Later on, Tiffany was seen heading off to the mall with a group of her friends, who all stared in amazement at the variety of stores and restaurants they found inside. "I guess I am just used to seeing pictures of the things that I want to buy," said Tiffany. "It is so much different when you can actually try on the clothes you like before you order them."
Teens across the Southland had similar reactions when they discovered the bowling alleys, video arcades, and swimming pools all within walking distance of their homes.
"Who knew we had all this in Chatsworth," said Tiffany. "I've gotta get out more often."
"At first I was like 'how am I ever gonna find out if anybody left me any comments on my page,' but then I realized I could just leave the house and ask for my friends' opinions of me in person," said Ashley Tiffany, a local Chatsworth cheerleader. "It was kind of neat when I discovered that."
Later on, Tiffany was seen heading off to the mall with a group of her friends, who all stared in amazement at the variety of stores and restaurants they found inside. "I guess I am just used to seeing pictures of the things that I want to buy," said Tiffany. "It is so much different when you can actually try on the clothes you like before you order them."
Teens across the Southland had similar reactions when they discovered the bowling alleys, video arcades, and swimming pools all within walking distance of their homes.
"Who knew we had all this in Chatsworth," said Tiffany. "I've gotta get out more often."
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LMAO! I know the agony of no MySpace. You have no idea how hard it was. I really think we should use this article as a theraputic way of dealing with the toruture that we had to endure. I am holding up okay.
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