US Implements "Take-A-Number" Policy For Military Aggressors
Washington, DC--George Bush announced today that the rogue states of North Korea, Iran, and Syria would have to "take a number," and that the US would respond with military action as soon as it was feasable.
"As you already know, we have our hands tied at the moment with Iraq," said President Bush. "So we would appreciate you not firing missiles at our spacecraft until we have the ability to fire one back at you."
The president has not set a timetable yet for pulling the troops from Iraq, but increasing threats from other countries who also wish to engage us in military action have put additional pressure on Washington to define an exit strategy.
"They are all just going to have to get in line," stated Bush. "We have plenty more cans of Whoop-Ass waiting to be opened up on our enemies, but they are are just going to have to be a little more patient for the time being."
"As you already know, we have our hands tied at the moment with Iraq," said President Bush. "So we would appreciate you not firing missiles at our spacecraft until we have the ability to fire one back at you."
The president has not set a timetable yet for pulling the troops from Iraq, but increasing threats from other countries who also wish to engage us in military action have put additional pressure on Washington to define an exit strategy.
"They are all just going to have to get in line," stated Bush. "We have plenty more cans of Whoop-Ass waiting to be opened up on our enemies, but they are are just going to have to be a little more patient for the time being."
This is an April Fools Day post isn't it? Slightly mistimed, but surely not real please.... Pride goes before a fall etc.
Posted by Anonymous | 4:57 AM
lol @ previous post, ppl these days
Posted by Anonymous | 8:45 AM