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Snake Doc Poised To Strike

Ngorongogo, E. Africa--Due to a typo on a fan fiction website, moviegoers of all stripes are eagerly awaiting release of a PBS documentary on snakes. The film, Snakes on a Plain, narrated by veteran actor Samuel L. Jackson, examines the mating rituals, food sources, and societal structure of various sub-Saharan snake species on the Serengeti Plain.

"We have a surprising amount of interest in this project so far," says director David Ellis. "This is the first doc I have worked on that has created such a buzz, or any buzz at all, for that matter." Ellis' other films include Frogs on a Lilypad, and the Oscar-nominated short, Beavers Give a Dam.

Many thousands of posters, t-shirts, and songs have been created in unexplained anticipation of the release of this film. "These suckas are really gonna be angry when this motherf______ drops in the theaters," said the vulgar yet endearing actor Samuel L. Jackson. "The only swearing in the movie happens when the microphone boom operator gets a Garter snake up his pants leg during one scene toward the end."



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