Simon Cowell Creates New Reality Show To Find Replacement CEO For Microsoft
Hollywood,CA--Music mogul Simon Cowell has teamed up with Microsoft to help the software giant land a replacement for exiting chairman, founder, and CEO William Henry Gates III. The CBS mid-season replacement offering, tentatively titled "American Icon," will feature an elimination-style competition to find the next Microsoft chief.
"We are searching for contestants who are ruthless, driven, and who have the aptitude and motivation to helm one of the largest corporations ever conceived on the Planet Earth," said Cowell. "Also, it will help a lot if the guy is a complete nerd."
Cowell has been busy visiting sci-fi conventions, fantasy gaming hobby shops, and Sharper Image retail outlets hoping to round up potential successors to the Microsoft throne. "It's not going to be easy to find this guy, because I don't expect that he gets out much," quipped Cowell.
Cowell also realizes that "it will take a very special person to fill Gates' shoes." He might be right. Not everyone can steal an operating system from a competitor and make a billion dollars re-licensing it time and again to Xerox and IBM.
"We are searching for contestants who are ruthless, driven, and who have the aptitude and motivation to helm one of the largest corporations ever conceived on the Planet Earth," said Cowell. "Also, it will help a lot if the guy is a complete nerd."
Cowell has been busy visiting sci-fi conventions, fantasy gaming hobby shops, and Sharper Image retail outlets hoping to round up potential successors to the Microsoft throne. "It's not going to be easy to find this guy, because I don't expect that he gets out much," quipped Cowell.
Cowell also realizes that "it will take a very special person to fill Gates' shoes." He might be right. Not everyone can steal an operating system from a competitor and make a billion dollars re-licensing it time and again to Xerox and IBM.
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