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Paris Hilton's Poor Relation To Star In NBC Reality Show

Hollywood, CA--Sources have reported that Saginaw Holiday Inn, a distant cousin of hotel heiress and socialite Paris Hilton, is slated to star in her own NBC reality show this summer.

"Just like Paris' Surreal Life, this mid-season replacement will have a similar 'fish-out-of-water' theme--only in reverse," said an unnamed NBC executive. "In this series, Saginaw will be put in unfamiliar situations, such as making reservations at a restaurant, and living in a house with furniture not made from old cable television wire spools and milk crates. It's hilarious!"

Britney Spears is already slated to star in an upcoming episode. "With the way she has been dressing and acting lately, putting her on this show is a no-brainer," said the NBC exec.