New Jersey Notary Public Selected To Lead Al-Qaeda
Trenton, NJ--Local Notary Public Elton Riggles was suprised to find a postcard in his mailbox this morning announcing he had been chosen to replace Abu Musab al-Zarqawi as the leader of the radical Islamist group Al Qaeda.
"I sent away for literature a few months back, but didn't ever expect to get a response, much less an invitation to come down to Iraq to take over," exclaimed Riggles. "I know how busy those guys are, and I am really touched by their offer."
"Just need to find someone to fill in for me on the slow-pitch softball team I play for, and I am out of here," added Riggles.
"I sent away for literature a few months back, but didn't ever expect to get a response, much less an invitation to come down to Iraq to take over," exclaimed Riggles. "I know how busy those guys are, and I am really touched by their offer."
"Just need to find someone to fill in for me on the slow-pitch softball team I play for, and I am out of here," added Riggles.
