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MySpace Wants YourCash!

Berkeley, CA--Popular social networking website MySpace.com has announced today that they have started to gradually roll out the subscription phase of their business model.

The service, dubbed MySpace Plus, will be offered to the site's 79 million unique users at an introductory cost of $9.95 a month. Subscribers to the service will enjoy faster page loading, access to unique content, and ad-free surfing for as long as they continue to pay the additional fee.

In addition, membership guarantees that the user's page will not be randomly deleted from the MySpace database, as many pages have been over the past few weeks for reasons unknown to the general public.

Another advantage subscribers will enjoy is that they will also be provided with the real names, addresses, and phone numbers of all of the "friends" displayed on their homepage. Founder Tom Anderson admits there are some privacy concerns, but also feels that this is the right time for MySpace users to move from the world of virtual friends to the world of living, breathing human ones.

"Sure, it is great to have a lot of friends listed on your homepage, but how many of them do you actually get to meet and hang out with" asked Anderson. "This way, if you are looking for something to do on a Saturday night, you can ring up one of your many MySpace pals, or just stop by their house even and see what they are up to."

Initial response to this change has been mostly favorable, though MySpace staffers notice that the ages listed in profiles have sharply trended upwards since the new service was announced. Also, many member photos have recently been removed as well from the site and replaced with ones actually taken at some point within the last decade.



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