Israel Pointing Their Rockets At Mel Gibson's Malibu Estate
Haifa, Israel--After hearing of the vile anti-Semitic remarks made by actor Mel Gibson during a weekend drunk-driving arrest, the Israeli military has decided to put the fight against the Hezbollah on hold for the moment, and focus their efforts on the complete and total eradication of Mel Gibson instead.
Israel sent a terse e-mail to Gibson's management company on Saturday, stating that the actor has 48 hours to vacate the premises of his Malibu, California mansion, before "we blow the place to smithereens."
Gibson, who doubts that Israel's "Jew rockets" can reach Malibu, is bunking up with neighbor Gary Busey, "just to be on the safe side."
Israel sent a terse e-mail to Gibson's management company on Saturday, stating that the actor has 48 hours to vacate the premises of his Malibu, California mansion, before "we blow the place to smithereens."
Gibson, who doubts that Israel's "Jew rockets" can reach Malibu, is bunking up with neighbor Gary Busey, "just to be on the safe side."
