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Fear Factor To Film Special "Big Dig" Episode

Boston, MA--NBC executives announced Friday that plans were in the works to film the 1,000th episode of the popular show "Fear Factor" inside Boston's I-90 Seaport connector tunnel.

The tunnel is part of the "Big Dig" construction project, which has been going on since before the dawn of man, and is now five times over budget with no end in sight.

Monday night, a 38-year-old Jamaica Plain mother Milena Del Valle was killed in the tunnel when a three-ton slab of concrete broke loose from the ceiling and crushed her car like a grape.

"We don't really have anything special planned for the show," said NBC programming executive Les Sunvest, "we are just gonna lock six contestants inside and tell them not to look down."