Evian Introduces "Glacial Melt" Premium Bottled Water
Évian-les-Bains, France--Group Danone announced today that they would be adding Evian Glacial Melt Water to their ever-expanding line of bottled water products.
Concerned about rising sea levels caused by shrinking glacier mass attributed to global warming, the company dispatched a team of scientists to the Arctic Circle last year to develop a process for capturing and bottling glacial run-off. The process involves strapping a giant sponge to the bottom of the glacier, and then removing and squeezing out the sponge into bottles when it is full.
"Sure we were concerned about the effect global warming was having on our fragile environment," said company spokesperson Pierre Boire-Beaucoup, "but the main reason we got involved with this project was that the company hated to see all that free water going to waste."
"Evian Glacial Melt is a premium water product that goes through a patented sixty-million year long aging process from glacier to table," boasted Boire-Beaucoup. "We are sure all Americans will love it once they get used to its slightly salty aftertaste."
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Concerned about rising sea levels caused by shrinking glacier mass attributed to global warming, the company dispatched a team of scientists to the Arctic Circle last year to develop a process for capturing and bottling glacial run-off. The process involves strapping a giant sponge to the bottom of the glacier, and then removing and squeezing out the sponge into bottles when it is full.
"Sure we were concerned about the effect global warming was having on our fragile environment," said company spokesperson Pierre Boire-Beaucoup, "but the main reason we got involved with this project was that the company hated to see all that free water going to waste."
"Evian Glacial Melt is a premium water product that goes through a patented sixty-million year long aging process from glacier to table," boasted Boire-Beaucoup. "We are sure all Americans will love it once they get used to its slightly salty aftertaste."
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