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Environmental Impact Of Gore Film Is "Significant"

Over the weekend, hundreds of us hopped in our inefficient American cars and burned off thousands of gallons of non-renewable fossil fuels driving to the theater just to hear Al Gore tell us that we are slowly killing our planet. Gore's new film, An Inconvenient Truth, attempts to show the connection between our wasteful ways and the gradual destruction of our environment from global warming.

And as we sat in the air-conditioned theaters, munching on heavily-processed food products served on disposable styrofoam trays, the former vice president continued his attack as he lectured fellow moviegoers on ways to use the precious resources of the Earth more wisely.

During the film, a surprisingly animated Gore presents surprising animated segments that explain how the choices we make on a daily basis have a substantial effect on our climate and environment. In the process of gathering data on this phenomenon, Gore is often seen throughout the film riding around alone in gas-guzzling limousines and flying first-class in smog-belching jumbo jets as he heads off to the four corners of our globe in search of evidence to support his position.

Those who were unable to attend the film's limited release can look forward to the DVD edition, even though the environmental impact of pressing and marketing those petro-chemical based digital discs will indirectly result in the death of six polar bears, three exotic frog species, and a tree full of spotted owls.



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