College Student Impressed With President's Knowledge About His Personal Life
Glendale, CA--Local city college student Benjamin Roberts had the shock of his life Thursday when he retrieved a voice mail message sent from the President of the United States himself. "George Bush called to congratulate me on passing my chemistry exam, and also expressed his condolences regarding my grandmother who passed away last November," said Roberts. "In fact, he seemed to be up on all the current events in my life, including my girlfriend's recent pregnancy scare, and the fact that I was late on the payment for the Camry (again)."
Roberts can only attribute the "frightening" amount of actual knowledge possessed by the president to the fact that the NSA has been compiling a database of millions of civilian phone calls in their heavily-fortified Cheyenne Springs, WY data center. "Although I feel that my privacy has been personally violated and that we are losing freedoms granted to us by the Constitution at an alarming rate, I do appreciate the president recommending the film United 93, which I had mentioned that I wanted to see in a recent phone call to my mom."
In addition, Roberts mentioned that the president suggested that he should "take it easy" over the summer, and not sign up for the econ elective that he was considering. "I was kind of on the fence about that," stated Roberts, "but I think I am going to take the president's advice on this matter and save up the money instead for those 23" rims I have had my eye on lately for the Camry. George says that those are The Crunk!"
Roberts can only attribute the "frightening" amount of actual knowledge possessed by the president to the fact that the NSA has been compiling a database of millions of civilian phone calls in their heavily-fortified Cheyenne Springs, WY data center. "Although I feel that my privacy has been personally violated and that we are losing freedoms granted to us by the Constitution at an alarming rate, I do appreciate the president recommending the film United 93, which I had mentioned that I wanted to see in a recent phone call to my mom."
In addition, Roberts mentioned that the president suggested that he should "take it easy" over the summer, and not sign up for the econ elective that he was considering. "I was kind of on the fence about that," stated Roberts, "but I think I am going to take the president's advice on this matter and save up the money instead for those 23" rims I have had my eye on lately for the Camry. George says that those are The Crunk!"
