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Bush Fights To Retain "Lion Item" Veto Power

Washington, DC--In a speech before Congress today, President Bush asserted his belief that he should retain the right to utilize the lion item veto regarding certain provisions contained in the bills presented to him by the legislature.

"The lion is a magnificent and regal beast; some even say he is king of the jungle," said Bush. "Still, I can't figure out what he has to do with all those tedious bills that they make me read all the time."

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