Bush Drops The "S" Bomb On Syria
St. Petersberg, Russia--America has officially entered the ever-escalating conflict between Israel and Lebanon.
Early Monday morning, President Bush ordered the detonation of a 500-megaton "S" bomb over the city of Damascus in an attempt to convince Syria to stop supporting the Hezbollah militants in their campaign to destroy Israel.
The weapon, which inflicted little physical damage to the ancient city, did succeed in offending some Syrian sensibilities, especially those of Hezbollah leader Sheik Hassan Nasrallah.
"As a Harvard-educated Rhodes Scholar, I am less than impressed with Bush's choice of words regarding this matter," said Sheik Nasrallah in a recent interview. "I would have expected more from a fellow Ivy-Leaguer."
Nevertheless, Bush tipped his hand at the Russian press conference by revealing further details about the stockpile of weapons at his disposal. "This is only the beginning of our attempt to shock and awe the people of Syria," boasted President Bush. "We have the aircraft carrier Megalon steaming toward your shores at this very moment, ready to unleash the destructive power of the English language on your citizenry."
President Bush has reserved the right to use the "F" bomb at a later date, but readily admits that the shock value of that weapon has diminished a bit since he started sending Dick Cheney out in public again.
Early Monday morning, President Bush ordered the detonation of a 500-megaton "S" bomb over the city of Damascus in an attempt to convince Syria to stop supporting the Hezbollah militants in their campaign to destroy Israel.
The weapon, which inflicted little physical damage to the ancient city, did succeed in offending some Syrian sensibilities, especially those of Hezbollah leader Sheik Hassan Nasrallah.
"As a Harvard-educated Rhodes Scholar, I am less than impressed with Bush's choice of words regarding this matter," said Sheik Nasrallah in a recent interview. "I would have expected more from a fellow Ivy-Leaguer."
Nevertheless, Bush tipped his hand at the Russian press conference by revealing further details about the stockpile of weapons at his disposal. "This is only the beginning of our attempt to shock and awe the people of Syria," boasted President Bush. "We have the aircraft carrier Megalon steaming toward your shores at this very moment, ready to unleash the destructive power of the English language on your citizenry."
President Bush has reserved the right to use the "F" bomb at a later date, but readily admits that the shock value of that weapon has diminished a bit since he started sending Dick Cheney out in public again.
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